"Snails have teeth."
(okay, technically this one was a Snapple cap)

A Houston video producer takes on television, culture, the church, and his own hubris without even the help of a fact-checker.

There is no moment like the present.  The man who will not execute his resolutions when they are fresh upon him can have no hope from them afterwards:  they will be dissipated, lost, and perish in the hurry and scurry of the world, or sunk in the slough of indolence. 

~Maria Edgeworth